Friday, April 08, 2011

political anna'rchy

"... abe suppandi V-i-dh-ya nahi V-i-dy-a. V-i-dh-ya kya hota hai be?! Kitni baar?! Tum bhi naa..."


"... OK, listen! Vidhya..."


"...Ufff! haan sun! Vidya has gone to pick Aarav up from the play school. You batter be here soon. Raakhi nahi bandhwaani hai kya?..."


"... no dude, it's not like that, ..."



"... would you have shown the same spark of enthusiasm if it were some Selvarajan or a Sambamurthy?..."


"... tu kya kehne ki koshish kar raha hai?..."


"... no wonder films such as Rang De Basanti and A Wednesday become a rage with you guys. You need nothing to chew on; just instant noodles to feast upon, and funnily, that too pre-digested. You believe in instant justice. Pop justice."

"... abe rehne de. What have you "thinking" motherfuckers achieved in life? Bas behenchoth you guys drown yourselves in saaambur & curd rice and start armchair theorizing for anything and avrything. Kya ukhaadna hai tumhaare overanalysis ne? Koi faayda hai? Kisika kuch bhala hua hai?! .."


"... at least we don't jump into these fly-by-night made-in-Janakpuri operations. Here today, gone the day after tomorrow, makkhan maar ke ;)..."


"...abe haraami how skeptical can you get? Yahaan par ek aadmi apni jaan pe khel kar kuch karne ki koshish kar raha hai. You guys don't want to contribute only! I think your silence and doubts are just to rationalize all the crores and crores which you, your previous generations and your slimy politicians have stashed up. Aa jaate hain saale baat karne. Ghanta, haan ghanta..."


"...it's not like that dude. It's not that it didn't exist before this chap came up and it won't exist after he's gone. We need to think longterm. We guys just cannot afford to be myopic. It's dangerous, and we are giving false hope to people. With due respect..."


"... abe phir se vahi baat. Raspact ka kya humne achaar lagaana hai. Raspact, huh! Kab tak chup rahenge hum log. Koi to banda initiative le raha hai naa. Tum log na sirf baat karne ke liye paida hue ho. I seriously think years of conservative and play-safe approach has numbed you guys. Numbed every ounce of your bodies. All your senses... "


"... no dude, it's not like that, ..."


"... Ufff! haan sun! Vidya has gone to pick Aarav up from the play school. You batter be here soon. Raakhi nahi bandhwaani hai kya?..."


"... OK, listen! Vidhya..."


"... abe suppandi V-i-dh-ya nahi V-i-dy-a. V-i-dh-ya kya hota hai be?! Kitni baar?! Tum bhi naa..."



Thursday, April 07, 2011

Happy New Year

When life gives you lemons, make yummy lemon rice.




Prosper!


Happy Ugadi