Monday, April 13, 2009

Rubious Distinction?

I hope it is not, for there goes an urban legend in the U.S that red cars get pulled over more by cops, and horrors of horrors, command higher insurance rates.

Obviously this is not what I want after months of research (beating my own academic research ;)), agony, pain, frustration, desperation, irritation, endless wait to acquire a brand new


'09 Barcelona Red Toyota Corolla Sedan


:-)


recorded for posterity!

separated at birth?



Sourav Ganguly.......................................Jaideep Sahni

Sunday, April 12, 2009

separated at birth?



Sirivennela S'sastri...................Parakala Prabhakar



courtesy: Google images

e N T R a p p e d ??

Of late I have been catching up on some political developments in Andhra Pradesh. Whether the party in power has a direct influence on me or not, it has interested me for long. But make no mistake they can be more engaging than your regular Friday matinee. I never believe in the political hearsay, or hearsay in general by principle. But somewhere I also believe in there being no smoke without a fire. Anyway I have never respected or admired Chandrababu Naidu only from what I have seen or read about him. He has always carried the tag of being a manipulator, a veritable Chanakya of modern day political scenario.

Again though I have never had to say anything big about Jr. NTR ( Nandamuri Taraka Rama Rao), I admire the brat's guts, his readiness at such a tender age, his ability to make his age defying high-voltage histrionics very believable. As a guilt pleasure, oh I have many, I have always followed his interviews. Make for nice read, listen.

But when I saw this young chap's face smeared in blood courtesy an accident while returning from a political campaign all in service of C'babu Naidu, I really felt bad. After all he is a kiddo. There has always been this perception/opinion that Jr. NTR was/is never considered a part of the prestigious Nandamuri family, and that he has always made efforts to get closer only in vain. Also, it is said that Naidu would "dump" the kid once he has pulped his popularity, his charisma, his pull among the masses on the basis of region, and caste. Whether the Nostradamuses of Andhra are true or not, I really don't care, I want the kid to get back to medical normalcy, and return to be doing what he does best.

Add to my guilt pleasure, my little happiness and as they say, be a total paisa vasool.

truck loads

Nothing beats the sight of beastly, giant, intimidating transportation trucks on the U.S. freeways/Interstates that is if you care to look away from natural wonders; mountains, hillocks, pools, ponds, rivers, grasslands, pines, plains, amazing traffic islands that line these amazing roads, simply the best of the U.S. infrastructure.

One could be on either side; facing these trucks coming from the opposite direction, or better have them pass you on your left. Each possibility can leave you with your senses overwhelmed for sure. My heart goes for the drivers who handle these beasts with such fine precision, discipline and self control that you are in awe in minutes. It must be so difficult to change lanes, stick to lanes, maintain speeds, be aware of their limits and the physical, spatial limits these trucks throw, and yet race against time to finish job at hand. Doff my hats off!

I thought I was crazy developing a fascination for rail engines, heavy duty trucks with respect to their nose shapes, and the aerodynamics. I forgot there was YouTube.

Whenever close to these 18-20 wheelers in motion or at rest, I have wanted to capture them from unusual angles like say the dutch tilt, for these angles add to their machoness, their larger-than-life quality and their ugliness.


In this ugliness lies their actual beauty.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Canada Dry

"Make no mistake: The flight may have been Air India's, it may have taken place off the coast of Ireland, but this is a Canadian tragedy."

Paul Martin, Canadian Prime Minister




courtesy: AirIndia 182, and YouTube


Waiting to watch this chilling account of a far more chilling scar, an example of those innumerable instances when humanity was killed



...religiously

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Zip Code

Apparently Akshay Kumar doesn't have one, or so claims Anil Nair, one society conscious, well meaning, social activist leading to the Mumbai Police registering a case against the actor.

Akshay Kumar, supposedly, had his actress wife play with his fly, in jest, on his ramp walk.


Where? Lakme India Fashion Week. Not the Rashtrapati Bhawan, New Delhi during the civilian honors.

What sort of people attend that? The glitterati who, I presume, don't give a flying fuck to some jobless arsehole's sense of propriety, and have a good laugh, good time.



Again, who cares? But for this jobless arsehole, none.


Not the least, Twinkle Khanna. Not a flying fuck

dis parity

As we meet and interact with people holding different passports on them, we realize that because of various constraints in language, in culture, in backgrounds ideas do not get communicated well. At least as much as we intend to. People often either wince or draw blank faces, they cannot help but stare at you as if looking into black holes not knowing where you could be coming from. Then we realize how different we are, how much diversity there exists in all aspects and move on.

Yet,

I have noticed that there are a few phenomena that are, to put in the simplest form, universal. No matter how different we are, there are a few things at random experiencing which you either sigh, or smile, or wince as the case may be thinking no matter where we go things are the same. Here are such non-exhaustive random things I have noticed.

  • education, craving grades, craving GPAs and CGPAs
  • higher education
  • brands
  • Sex
  • interest in the opposite sex
  • vanity
  • avarice
  • fear of law, not necessarily respect for law
  • freedom hot spots

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Predictable?

That would be an understatement.


Stuff which is getting more predictable than breaking news on national TV, surprises and walkouts in reality shows is, surprisingly, Google/Gmail's April Fool gags.

Now they have been doing this over years, and in the initial years they were smart, creative as is apparent in Ramanand's chronicles. But with this year's Autopilot have they stretched it too far now? It looks so obvious, so lame and so silly, and more of a ritual to be scored off their to do lists.

Sad, I have to say this about Google.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

destined terror?

The courts, the system will want to believe

Uparwaale, kasab (ka) haath hai



I want to believe

Uparwaale ka sab haath hai





youth, innocence, faith, trust gone haywire?

Friday, March 27, 2009

All Time Merry

I have been crying for this for so long and Jesus, it had to happen!

In a landmark order, the RBI mandates all the banks in the country not to charge non-home account holders any service/penalty fee for withdrawing money from their machines. The service/penalty fee, though petty, is substantial from an Indian standpoint. The serpentine queues in front of some select high volume banks will be a sight of the past, and having spent close to two and half years in Bangalore, I relate to it and I should know


All The More

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

it is already tomorrow in australia

:-)


god bless all those souls who were involved in the conceptualization, the execution, and the realization of the dream.


should have been a real dream come true and what a tribute to the man who was the first to reach god before everybody else, all in the service of god.



Margazhi Raagam ('08, '09)

Caste Iron

Breakfast that has nurtured the American maamis and maamas!





(courtesy: Google images)

Sunday, March 01, 2009

consummation

...à°¨ిà°¨్నటి à°¦ాà°• à°¨ేà°¨ొà°• హల్à°²ుà°¨ి
à°¨ుà°µ్à°µొà°š్à°šాà°• à°…à°•్à°·à°°à°®ైà°¤ిà°¨ి...

...ninnati daaka nenoka halluni
nuvvochhaka aksharamaithini...


hallu : consonant
aksharam : letter


There aren't many sweeter, nicer, poetic, grammatic ways of expressing one's gratitude and love, I guess.

Friday, February 27, 2009

fame

When do you think one has really arrived in a place like India? How do you quantify someone's fame in a country like India? Arundhati Roy and Shashi Tharoor are famous, and so are Hrithik Roshan and Mahendra Singh Dhoni. But are they all on an equal footing? The answer, I reckon, is a big no! Do the needles point to same values on popularity scales in their case? no.


One of my long held ideas is that you are really famous when your photos appear in small time magazines in really small scale towns. You are found at really obscure places like chocolate wrappers of locally made chocolates, you appear on those shiny gaudy plastic sheets that cover various food items. You appear on labels, stickers, you are found on those transparent cheap plastic sheets that wrap that cheap plastic toy gun, or the water game your little one craves in a town mela. You appear as a model for those Z grade beedis and cement brands on those rickety walls in those rickety towns. You appear as generic line diagrams standing for those qualities you are known for in primary school text books. Your picture stands next to the word cricket, consciously or unconsciously, in those text books.

You are famous when the miyas of old Hyderabad decide to honor you by having you adorn their display boards. Where? The ubiquitous bone setting centers.

But you as an entity or a concept have really arrived when the firework companies in Sivakasi decide to have a firecracker preferably of the noise variety named after you. You appear on the cartons that contain "hydrogen/laxmi bombs" or on the display sheets in those "parachute rockets".

e.g. Ghajini Rockets, or Ghajini Bombs.


There, I truly believe, the Roys and the Tharoors don't stand a speck of a chance.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

madras digest

TOIng with madras

For the kind of change it apparently wanted to bring about, the The Times of India's entry in Madras is definitely a shocker. In retrospect, one could justify the paper's presence in cities like Bangalore, Delhi, Hyderabad, and of course Bombay. Madras was always thought to be The Hindu's bastion and now with the TOI's entry it remains to be seen what The Hindu's strategy would be. A sign of changing times, may be.

The Times, London makes this note

"...It is read not only as a distant and authoritative voice on national affairs but as an expression of the most liberal - and least provincial - southern attitudes..."

also,

"It might fairly be described as a national voice with a southern accent" :)



Young Turks

If you are to ever capture gobsmackingly gorgeous portrait pictures of little ones, say aged between 3 and 5, look no further than those from Iran, Turkey, Israel. They with their combination of tones, features, textures, innocence of another order take beauty to a different level. Try this if you are close to any. I should know, trust me. God promise.


Seeti of Joy

A Bengali's cry of late (and you wouldn't mind this ;) )

"Joy! Ho"










Monday, February 23, 2009

Kodak Moment

12:15 PM cheri: celebrating Rehman :)
??
12:17 PM me: since 1992!
12:18 PM cheri: :)
correct
I liked that reply


courtesy: Cheri Abraham



Yes, I too liked that Cheri. It was honest, and not "moment-inspired".


PS: Good music or good art in general should motivate you, make you look at, appreciate other facets of life. Oh, there is so much! I shall take a break from this Rahman-Chalisa for a while.





Friday, February 20, 2009

H Sridhar

What does it take for a man of an ilk so mercilessly relegated to background to elicit such warmth, words of highest appreciation, and feeling of gratitude from men who usually hog the limelight? Mere talent doesn't get you that, and that is an understatement.

When do people miss you the most? Is it when they stand to gain from you both materially and otherwise? Is it when you apart from all the things said make their life richer by your mere association?

When was the last time a behind the screen man given such due and on such a scale? How do you judge his work as an end user who would rather be swaying to the tunes and the accompanying lyrics? How do you qualify to be a judge on a reality show where in the TRPs and glamour dictate who it is that should be facing the camera? He is so nice to listen to when he starts off at 3.13 here and my absolute favorite is the period between 3.51 and 4.08! Between 5.18 and 6.12 here.

When was the last time people posted videos saying "Sir, we miss you"? To a sound engineer! here

Labelling Sridhar who has added immense amount of richness to ethereal quality scores a mere Sound Engineer or a Mixing Engineer would be so disrespectful.

Rajeev Menon probably says it the best when he and A R Rahman pay their tributes here and here to a man who I had first heard about a decade ago, and who in his salt & pepper beard and that gracious talk reminds me of some arbit professor from IISc who is always buried in his grants, proposals and publications.

I wish I had known of him more. I wish there were more interviews and more literature available on this erstwhile guitarist and keyboard player.

courtesy: YouTube and various other sources


Probably to the people who were close to him and who have gained so much from him, his absence and the resulting silence roar in dolby.


crystal clear.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

a p p a r e n t l y !!!

He has been an inspiration for a long time now. It has been like that for ages, and funnily I have been only conscious about it in recent times. Funny because I always knew it without actually knowing it; who my pillar of support was, who was behind me, beside me at all times. May be it is a right mix of acknowledgment and realization now. Whatever, it is heartening.

For the background he came from, for the milieu he grew up in, for the upbringing he claims he has had, his tastes always reflected a certain amount of class. Probably this was one of those examples of the fact that environment, no matter how influential, cannot take away you from you. Thanks to him for being his true self. His ear for good sound and consequently good music is near legendary in immediate family circles as was his collection of those HMV plastic marvels. The sheer range of books, the company he has kept and still reads is close to boggling. He could and can quote from memory almost verbatim. I will not disrespect him by saying all this ran in the family, the blood being the same. Yes, it was the case but he still was what others were not. The most delightful aspect is how he has kept pace with changing times, tuning himself accordingly showing immense respect to the new wave, and never in the process losing out on his old world self. This balancing act of his was never surprising for the pattern has been the same across all walks of life. How could one person do it with so much dignity, class, maturity, and cool very well respecting his limitations is beyond my comprehension. His pace has been remarkable, at times beating me to the acquisition of many a material aspiration! He was there when Philips offered its best tape recorders; he was there when Dyanora had a small array of color televisions then. When I, sorry we, wanted to migrate to bigger ones he was looking at nothing less than a Panasonic, when all I was looking was for a Philips multi CD-VCD changers. He understood the need for a big screen with the same ease with which he said yes it’s time for a DVD console. Knowing all this my wish is to set up a small media room for him which will let him stock his collection of books and house a near state of the art home theater system.

This is not meant to be a vulgar display of affluence of any kind, but a gentle reminder to myself as to how he read the pulse sans any contempt, and without being a Luddite. All these actually pale before the tremendous amounts of spiritual, emotional, intellectual maturity he has shown. Why am I even comparing! Make no mistake the times he and I have lived in lend themselves to a classic case of generation gap, a wide one at that. But he never made that chasm look wide, all the while retaining his self.


Kudos!


Yet with all this there was a constant desire from my side to know what went on in his mind. How he felt about things I was giving apparent and obvious importance to. What were his two cents on subjects, and matters I held close to my heart? With all the open communication we have practiced, ironically there was that inexplicable gap. Was he feeling burdened? What hid behind those diplomatic veneers? Or simply was he playing roles? What baffled me was how he could encounter all events, phenomena with such a straight cucumber face almost all the time. I could only mull over.


For all he has done for me, given me, taught me I have never been able to return the favor in any form. The sheer magnitude makes me think it’s even futile giving it a thought. However, after much persistence from my side, and due to a modicum of his own interest, he has relented. I will always feel good about myself for having brought about this change. I hope this is a fantastic beginning or rather a restart if he ever had stopped.


Funnily, to see what the future holds for us I have to now delve into his past. He is letting me peep. I hope we take the journey together.


Mistakes be pardoned, typos be overlooked, punctuation be damned.



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